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merry fucking x-mas!
Old 12-24-2009, 11:00 PM   #1
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merry fucking x-mas!



and now i'm off to sulk and get drunk by myself.
have a happy holiday and try not to wind up in jail from drunk driving with a loli in your trunk. :D
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:05 PM   #2
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

but what if the loli just happened to be a hobo loli wanting somewhere to sleep?
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:18 PM   #3
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

lolis don't go in the trunk n00b. xD
they belong in your basement.
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Old 12-25-2009, 12:55 AM   #4
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

: D Lets find the digi under the christmas tree!
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Old 12-25-2009, 01:41 AM   #5
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

LOL Well, merry fucking Ex-mas to you too Chaos. Have a kick ass. XD
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Old 12-25-2009, 02:38 AM   #6
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: D Lets find the digi under the christmas tree!
Digi! It's been a while!

Merry Christmas to everyone =)
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Old 12-25-2009, 07:38 AM   #7
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

aw hope u has a goo christmas chaos :( I'd comes huggles joo :P
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Old 12-25-2009, 07:41 AM   #8
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Merry Fishmas to those who like chum and Happy Life Day to all you wookies.
 

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Old 12-25-2009, 07:43 AM   #9
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

Is there still a lock on your front door
tell me I'm wrong
tell me there's nobody else in the world
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Old 12-25-2009, 07:47 AM   #10
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aw hope u has a goo christmas chaos :( I'd comes huggles joo :P
lol you'd have to find me first.
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Old 12-25-2009, 08:47 AM   #11
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

hey chaos, i've noticed lately that you have a small obsession with Tsukasa (just a mild observation.... lol)

is SHE the loli in your basement, or do i need to find her and give her to you for xmas? and then i'll kidnap kagami. yessss.... i always love her eyes, for some reason. ;)
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Old 12-25-2009, 09:23 AM   #12
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Happy Jesus Day
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:01 AM   #13
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Happy Jesus Day
yep. always remember that JESUS LOVES THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF YOU BITCH. YEAHYA!!! [starts getting down with my gangsta self]
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:08 AM   #14
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

I smell alcohol.

Lots of it. Hmm.
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:12 AM   #15
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

it's gotta be comin from chaos then. he's the one who's getting drunk, all on his lonesome. lol - i would totally party with him if i knew where he was, though.

let's have a LRU xmas party, at chaos' house!!!
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:36 AM   #16
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

Merry Xmas Chaos

Hopefully you can come down some loli's chimney!
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:44 AM   #17
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

Merry/Happy/Nice/Wonderful Christmas Everybody. Here's something to LOL at over Christmas. You've all heard of Oprah right? Well here you go. She was tricked by spam, then someone made it into a remix video(the second link)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIrXwYhwicg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyhGYywSFsI
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:54 AM   #18
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

while i DO wanna know the whole story behind the first link a little more, i'm right now more interested in trying out that simfile. i'll get back to you on that.

but the entire idea is EPIC. she totally set herself up for the over 9000 dragonball joke! lol
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Old 12-25-2009, 06:50 PM   #19
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

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hey chaos, i've noticed lately that you have a small obsession with Tsukasa (just a mild observation.... lol)

is SHE the loli in your basement, or do i need to find her and give her to you for xmas? and then i'll kidnap kagami. yessss.... i always love her eyes, for some reason. ;)
coincidence.
there's allot of artists that draw her so the odds of finding a good pic with her in it is increased, i suppose.

anywhozzle, last time i had a party here a fat mexican got elbow dropped until my porch was stained red and many things got broken. so i don't think i'm going to be having any parties anytime soon lol.
interesting side note, the honor camp is literately right down the road. once the neighbors hear the lolis screaming in the back yard it'll only be a matter of minutes before the sheriff is breaking down my door and knocking pedos out with tasers.

tl;dr
no party here.
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Old 12-25-2009, 07:07 PM   #20
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Re: merry fucking x-mas!

Ah, it does suck living right next to the authorities. :/

I live a 3 minute walk away from the police station. And city hall. Po-po's are all over the place. Well, at least lolicon is legal here.
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